AL and her ever-so-interactive class of HIM

AL: (to class) What's the command for allowing privilege to your database?

ND: (instantly) grant.

[Giggle giggle]

AL: (to class) What is the command for changing privileges for your database?

ND: (again, instantly) revoke and grant.

[Giggle giggle]

AL: (to ND) Are you looking at the answers in your book?

ND: Nope.

[Giggle giggle]

AL: Ok, good. (to class) So, what is the command to take away privilege to your database?

ND: (once again, instantly) revoke.

[Giggle giggle]

AL: (to class) Last one. What is the command to display all your privilages?

ND: (instantly) sp_helprotect.

[Giggle giggle]

AL: Good! Excellent! Now, this table can be found in your manual on paaage .... (flipping through the book)

ND: (instantly) 71.

[Class breaks out in laughter]




Worth going to class for